| Question | Answer |
| How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb? | none, vampires like the dark |
| Which candy can't get anywhere on time? | Choco-Late |
| Where does an alien get its milk? | From the milky way |
| What is a cat's favorite color? | purr-ple |
| What is the best way to keep water from running? | don't pay the water bill |
| What is a Bunny's Motto? | don't frown, be hoppy |
| Mississippi, how do you spell it? | I - T |