Laffy Taffy Jokes - Jokes

Laffy Taffy Jokes
Monkey Lies
How many vampires does it take to put in a light bulb?none, vampires like the dark
Which candy can't get anywhere on time?Choco-Late
Where does an alien get its milk?From the milky way
What is a cat's favorite color?purr-ple
What is the best way to keep water from running?don't pay the water bill
What is a Bunny's Motto?don't frown, be hoppy
Mississippi, how do you spell it?I - T